2 posts tagged “baseball”
When I was at Cerveceros Day in Milwaukee, this idiot ran on the field.
There are four stages of emotion for the person running on the field:
The first stage is ecstasy, I can't believe I'm running around the bases!!
The next stage is the payoff. I ran around the bases & hit home plate, I win! I missed the exact moment he slapped home plate.
Now it's the reality check. Hey, why are these guys holding on to me? I just ran around the bases!!
The final stage I don't have a picture of, but it is the regret stage. That's when you get cuffed & stuffed and get to spend the rest of the night in the drunk tank at the Milwaukee city jail. If he has season tickets, he can kiss them goodbye as well.
Check out Porkchop Boy:
Here's some fine Packer Jewelry:
Here's a Packer OG straight out of LaCrosse:
For my co-workers, here is the obligatory ductwork photo:
The grounds crew at Miller Park seemed to be bush league compared to the Cubs or White Sox. Here's how they make the 3rd base line:
Finally, click here to see a video of the pregame dance the Brewer girls did. Vox can't find it.
